egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

image

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breakinq:

following back everyone

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mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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autbucky:

vivianvivisection:

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

Marvel writers sweat intensely

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brood-mother:

seeing a post from one of your rare fandoms randomly appear on your dash

image

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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mjcamper:

when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade image

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

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+this though.. 



rumour:

She killed him with her vagina after this happened

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+omfg  +bless ahs tho 



The boys wouldn’t let him tell a joke - 28/09

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+baby 



burritorama:

sizvideos:

Video

Is it wrong that i need this at my wedding?

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the-personal-quotes:

Follow the coolest granny on Tumblr

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