surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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breakinq:

following back tons

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doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

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sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

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ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

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ccute-couples:

everything love♥ (source)

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breakinq:

following back tons

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Detroit - August 16th

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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